- Jamie Buchman: What if this were our last day? What would you want to do before you die?
- Paul Buchman: I'd like to see a monkey peel a shrimp.
- Jamie Buchman: Good one.
- Paul Buchman: I would like to cure something.
- Jamie Buchman: What?
- Paul Buchman: Well, for starters, whatever was killing me.
- Nat Ostertag: What are you doin'?
- Ira Buchman: I'm stealing.
- Nat Ostertag: Why?
- Ira Buchman: Why? Because the finale is a week from next Monday, and I thought I'd take some of Paulie and Jamie's stuff, you know? You don't think Ron Howard would have loved to have stolen the Fonzie's jacket?