- Alan Tofsky: I'm designing album covers.
- Jamie Buchman: I started my own PR firm.
- Alan Tofsky: Peter Gabriel.
- Jamie Buchman: Coca-cola!
- Alan Tofsky: You're handling Coca-cola?
- Jamie Buchman: No... I'm just... thirsty's the thing...
- Jamie Buchman: I just came in to say good night. It was great to see you, and *I* broke up with YOU.
- Alan Tofsky: Okay.
- Jamie Buchman: So then why did you tell my sister that you broke up with me?
- Alan Tofsky: Obviously it's not that important anymore, is it?
- Jamie Buchman: No. I just hate to see you walking through your life this confused.
- Alan Tofsky: I was there.
- Jamie Buchman: Yeah, so was I. I remember it perfectly. We had that huge fight in the middle of Aida.
- Alan Tofsky: Rigoletto.
- Jamie Buchman: Yeah, Rigoletto with elephants? Hello?
- Alan Tofsky: Fine.
- Jamie Buchman: Okay. So then, we have this big fight in the cab.
- Alan Tofsky: Yeah. Which is why I dropped you off.
- Jamie Buchman: Right. And then the next morning I woke up, called you and told you it was over.
- Alan Tofsky: Oh, I called you.
- Jamie Buchman: After I called you.
- Alan Tofsky: After I left you a message.
- Jamie Buchman: After I left YOU a message.
- Alan Tofsky: Well, I didn't get that message. I called you right after breakfast.
- Jamie Buchman: Okay, I called you when I woke up.
- Alan Tofsky: Well, when did you wake up?
- Jamie Buchman: 7:30. What time did you have breakfast?
- Alan Tofsky: 7:00.
- Jamie Buchman: Okay, what did you have?
- Alan Tofsky: It was five years ago. I don't remember.
- Jamie Buchman: Just answer the question.
- Alan Tofsky: I don't know. Waffles.
- Jamie Buchman: Aha!
- Alan Tofsky: Aha, what?
- Jamie Buchman: You should have said a muffin. Because waffles take at least 40 minutes to order and eat. That's if you don't send them back three times, which you always did, anyway. Which means the earliest you could have called me is 7:40, which is 10 minutes after I broke up with you.
- Alan Tofsky: [after Jamie establishes who broke up with whom five years ago] Wow.
- Jamie Buchman: What?
- Alan Tofsky: You're still nuts.
- Jamie Buchman: I'm not nuts. I'm thorough. I just wanted to set the record straight. Now you can go.
- Alan Tofsky: Well, fine, because I was going anyway.
- Jamie Buchman: Well, now you may.