Mad About You (TV Series)
The Unplanned Child (1993)
Helen Hunt: Jamie Buchman
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Quotes
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Paul Buchman : Alright, it was years ago, but it was on Halloween, right? So I was dressed up like Superman. So I'm dressed as Superman. I was standing there, minding my own business, as Superman is wont to do, and all of a sudden, the Escobar brothers, they come out of nowhere...
Jamie Stemple Buchman : The Escobar brothers?
Paul Buchman : Yes, the Escobar brothers: Matty, Felipe and Jesus. So they, they'd just turned 10, so they were like a reign of terror.
Jamie Stemple Buchman : I thought you were Superman.
Paul Buchman : They don't respect the uniform.
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Jamie Stemple Buchman : I'm so sorry. Who died?
Debbie : Oh, just one of my clients. It's a business funeral, not a pleasure funeral.
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Jamie Stemple Buchman : It's a love story about two gymnasts.
Paul Buchman : What's the matter with you?
Jamie Stemple Buchman : What?
Paul Buchman : Why, why would you want to see a bad movie?
Jamie Stemple Buchman : You know what? You're homophobic.
Paul Buchman : Why would you insist on seeing a bad movie?
Jamie Stemple Buchman : You've never even seen it.
Paul Buchman : I never will see this movie.
Jamie Stemple Buchman : That's because you're homophobic.
Paul Buchman : No.
Jamie Stemple Buchman : It's the same reason you won't let a man give you a massage.
Paul Buchman : No, that's because I, no, that's not true at all. I don't think if a stranger, if a stranger is rubbing oil on my buttocks...
Jamie Stemple Buchman : That is not it. The word penis makes you uncomfortable.