Mad TV (TV Series)

Episode #5.15 (2000)

Mark Hamill: Mr. Swan

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Quotes 

• Mr. Swan : Remember, I-am-your-father!

  Miss Swan : Oh come on, get over it!

• Mr. Swan : [Miss Swan picks up a light saber]  What the hell is that?

  Miss Swan : Come on, you know, know, 'You the only hope!'

  Mr. Swan : No I don't! I don't know what you're talking about.

  Miss Swan : Come on, you should not have come back.

  Mr. Swan : Please, that was a long time ago.

  Miss Swan : Yeah, a galaxy far away.

• Mr. Swan : [pulls gun on her]  Say goodnight, Miss Swan!

  Miss Swan : Goodnight, Miss Swan.

• Miss Swan : Papa! How can it be you? I thought you were dead. I came to spit on your grave last year!

  Mr. Swan : Yeah well I faked it.

  Miss Swan : Oh! Just like mama used to fake all those orgasms?

  Mr. Swan : You see, that response is exactly why I faked my own death.

  Miss Swan : Oh, because you could not pleasure mama?

  Mr. Swan : No, because of your smart ass double talking horse puckey! I faked my death to get away from YOU!