- Mr. Swan: [Miss Swan picks up a light saber] What the hell is that?
- Miss Swan: Come on, you know, know, 'You the only hope!'
- Mr. Swan: No I don't! I don't know what you're talking about.
- Miss Swan: Come on, you should not have come back.
- Mr. Swan: Please, that was a long time ago.
- Miss Swan: Yeah, a galaxy far away.
- Miss Swan: Papa! How can it be you? I thought you were dead. I came to spit on your grave last year!
- Mr. Swan: Yeah well I faked it.
- Miss Swan: Oh! Just like mama used to fake all those orgasms?
- Mr. Swan: You see, that response is exactly why I faked my own death.
- Miss Swan: Oh, because you could not pleasure mama?
- Mr. Swan: No, because of your smart ass double talking horse puckey! I faked my death to get away from YOU!