- Salesman: You're making us look bad.
- Abercrombie Guy 1: No I'm not.
- Salesman: Yeah you are. Abercrombie's not about helping people.
- Abercrombie Guy 1: No, Abercrombibe's about playing rugby in a fresh green field with you're buddy, but you both forgot your clothes.
- Abercrombie Guy 2: Abercrombie's about hittin' the slopes on a crisp winters day, then going back to a roarin' fire and havin' group sex.
- Abercrombie Guy 1: Abercrombie's about doin' laps at the old pool house with your bros from the swim team, then shavin' each others legs for speed... And each others nads for fun.