- Nick Campbell: [the dad has just told Doctor Kylie Johnson about his son's small penis] When I was his age, I had nothing worry about. Still don't.
- Dr. Kylie Johnson: Oh, well, good for you, here's a lollipop!
- [she gives him a lollipop]
- Dr. Kylie Johnson: So, tell me, what brought you in today?
- Nick Campbell: [to Robin] Tell her.
- [Dr. Kylie Johnson goes over and puts on a pair of extra small latex gloves]
- Robin Campbell: Well, I have ache.
- Nick Campbell: And?
- Robin Campbell: I sweat a lot.
- Nick Campbell: And?
- Robin Campbell: My bones ache!
- Nick Campbell: And?
- Robin Campbell: Nothing!
- Nick Campbell: He's got a very small penis. It's like a half a role of TUMS.
- Robin Campbell: [yelling] Dad!