Magnum, P.I. (TV Series)

Of Sound Mind (1983)

John Hillerman: Jonathan Quayle Higgins

Quotes 

• Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : [Magnum is "playing" the saxophone]  Magnum... Magnum!... Magnum!

  Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Hi, Higgins!

  Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : How fiendishly deceptive of you, Magnum. I could have sworn I was hearing the emasculation of a large rodent. To my great surprise, I see the sounds are emanating from what I thought was a harmless musical instrument.

  Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Cute, Higgins, real cute.

  [plays sax again] 

  Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : Why, Magnum? Why do this terrible thing?

  Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Higgins, I'll have you know I was very good. I was the second best sax player in my High School band.

  Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : Well, how many sax players were there?

  Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Anyway, I just saw this in a pawn shop window and thought I'd like to try and get my chops back.

  Jonathan Quayle Higgins III : May I suggest that your "chops" are irretrievable.

  Thomas Sullivan Magnum, IV : Higgins, did you come here just to abuse me?