Frankie Laine: Frankie Laine

Quotes 

• Danny Williams : That your doorbell?

  Frankie Laine : Yeah, get it for me, will you, Dan?

  Danny Williams : You mean, just ordinary chimes? I'm expecting a chorus of "Mule Train."

  Frankie Laine : Aw, don't be silly. I've got that in the California joint.

• Danny Williams : Frankie, this very rambunctious but lovely little creature is the foreign exchange student who lives with us. This is Frankie Laine. Frankie, this is Gina, one of your great fans. Goodbye.

  Frankie Laine : Wait a minute, wait a minute, not so fast with my fans. Let's not send them out to where Elvis is liable to get them.

• Gina : I have all your records.

  Frankie Laine : Really?

  Gina : I have them all. "The Cry of the Wild Goose," "Mule Train," "That Lucky Old Sun," "South of the Border," "That's My Desire," "Exactly Like You," "The Gandy Dancers Ball"...

  Danny Williams : Whoa! Hey! Stop! Bye!

  Frankie Laine : Hold it, hold it, will you? This is what I've always been looking for: A long-playing fan!

• Danny Williams : Where do you get all that energy?

  Frankie Laine : Well, I got a little deal with Perry Como. He lets me have all he doesn't use.

• Frankie Laine : This is a crazy pizza Mama Lo Vecchio made especially for Gina. Huh? Ain't that somethin'?

  Danny Williams : A pizza? Looks more like a birthday cake. Look what she's got here: "Get well Gina."

  Mrs. Kathy "Clancey" Williams : Spelled out with anchovies!