- Louise #2: Mr. Laine, when I hear you sing, "My heart goes where the wild goose goes," I'm ready to pack up, and join them geeses, and fly south for the winter!
- Danny Williams: That your doorbell?
- Frankie Laine: Yeah, get it for me, will you, Dan?
- Danny Williams: You mean, just ordinary chimes? I'm expecting a chorus of "Mule Train."
- Frankie Laine: Aw, don't be silly. I've got that in the California joint.
- Danny Williams: Frankie, this very rambunctious but lovely little creature is the foreign exchange student who lives with us. This is Frankie Laine. Frankie, this is Gina, one of your great fans. Goodbye.
- Frankie Laine: Wait a minute, wait a minute, not so fast with my fans. Let's not send them out to where Elvis is liable to get them.
- Gina: I have all your records.
- Frankie Laine: Really?
- Gina: I have them all. "The Cry of the Wild Goose," "Mule Train," "That Lucky Old Sun," "South of the Border," "That's My Desire," "Exactly Like You," "The Gandy Dancers Ball"...
- Danny Williams: Whoa! Hey! Stop! Bye!
- Frankie Laine: Hold it, hold it, will you? This is what I've always been looking for: A long-playing fan!
- Danny Williams: Where do you get all that energy?
- Frankie Laine: Well, I got a little deal with Perry Como. He lets me have all he doesn't use.
- Frankie Laine: This is a crazy pizza Mama Lo Vecchio made especially for Gina. Huh? Ain't that somethin'?
- Danny Williams: A pizza? Looks more like a birthday cake. Look what she's got here: "Get well Gina."
- Mrs. Kathy "Clancey" Williams: Spelled out with anchovies!