- Linda Williams: Daddy, I want to be a chorus girl.
- Danny Williams: Don't be silly, who ever heard of a six year old chorus girl.
- Linda Williams: Couldn't you lie about my age?
- Ricky Ricardo: Listen, you Lebanese lame-brain. In the battle of the sexes, Lucy's a general and you're a 4-F.
- Ricky Ricardo: Do you know what Lucy could buy at Macy's alone?
- Danny Williams: What?
- Ricky Ricardo: Gimbels!