- Diana: Oh, welcome to the reunion, darling.
- Joe Mannix: Reunion?
- Alex: That's right, Joe. All the ghosts are here.
- Joe Mannix: Good to see you, Alex.
- Diana: Now what better place for a reunion of the Silver Ghosts?
- Ross: That's right, Joe. In a ghost town. A lot of pollution's gone under the bridge since our final game.
- Joe Mannix: How've you been, Ross? Hey, why this phony telegram from Mr. Webster? Who's he?
- Tom Carlson: Webster? You don't recognize Webster? Come on, Joe-Joe. Webster U, huh? Thirteen to seven. The last game?
- Alex: Yeah, we-we sent you that fake telegram because we figured you wouldn't come to a reunion.
- Diana: Alex wanted to make sure of you.
- Alex: It's no reunion without the team captain.
- Tom Carlson: Lesley! Come here. I want you to meet Joe Mannix. Joe, this is my wife Lesley.
- Leslie Carlson: I'm the outsider around here. But I've heard about you. You're a legend.
- Tom Carlson: You see the build-up you get, Joe?
- Dr. Hal Lusk: Joe never needed a build-up. You're looking good, kid. Haven't changed a bit.
- Joe Mannix: Coming from a doctor, that's encouraging.
- Tom Carlson: And encouragement calls for a drink. Let's belly up to the bar, boys.
- Ross: Alex thought of everything. We've got cocktails set up in the saloon. Then we're going to ride to Vegas. Alex has reserved the entire eleventh floor at the Monarch.
- Joe Mannix: Hal, how are you?
- Dr. Hal Lusk: Just fine. How are you, Joe?
- Joe Mannix: Fine.
- Joe Mannix: Y'know, for a group of close friends there seems to be a lot of tension going on.
- Diana: Well, maybe that's what went wrong. You know, like an atom bomb. You can get critical mass together and it just explodes.
- Leslie Carlson: It's like surviving an atomic attack, and then breaking your neck on a banana peel..