- Joe Mannix: Uh, Chris Lockwood.
- Chris Lockwood: Yeah.
- Joe Mannix: The name is Joe Mannix. I'm a private investigator.
- Chris Lockwood: Hey, what is this?
- Joe Mannix: I've been hired to investigate your accident on the theory that someone wants you dead.
- Chris Lockwood: You mean maybe somebody set it up?
- Joe Mannix: Maybe.
- Chris Lockwood: You got to be putting me on.
- Danny Shepard: Hey, listen to the man, Chris.
- Wing Dobson: Chris, he's right. Listen to the man.
- Chris Lockwood: Ah, I don't need anybody to babysit. Hey, you hired you?
- Joe Mannix: A Miss Jane Peterson.
- Chris Lockwood: Groupie?
- Joe Mannix: Says she's a fan.
- Chris Lockwood: Well, tell her she's wasting her money.
- Joe Mannix: You sure of that?
- Wing Dobson: NO, HE'S NOT SURE! CHRIS, BABY...
- Chris Lockwood: Hey, cool it, Wing.
- Wing Dobson: NO WAY! DANNY, TELL HIM!
- Danny Shepard: Few days ago, a guy sideswiped Chris's car, trying to run him off Malibu Canyon.
- Chris Lockwood: Some drunk - he wasn't even that close. Look, friends, nothing's going to happen to me.