Married... with Children (TV Series)

Al Goes to the Dogs (1996)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

Quotes 

• Bud : Dad, you can't put a dog outside in the middle of winter. It's inhumane.

  Al : No Bud, inhumane would be to force him to work at a shoe store for minimum wage and then have him come home to a red-headed Shih Tzu.

• Bud : This sounded more like breaking glass.

  Al Bundy : Oh, oh, no, those were my tears, freezing in mid-air then shattering on the sidewalk.

• Bud : Kelly, what is Dad hammering out there?

  Al : Ow!

  Kelly Bundy : Apparently, himself.