Married... with Children (TV Series)

Al Goes to the Dogs (1996)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Marcy sneaks behind Al and hits him on his butt with a beam of wood] 

  Al Bundy : [turns around]  Ouch! What did I ever do to you?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : You were born! You live here! And... I don't know what you did to the bird-bath, but the little birdies won't go there anymore!

• Bud : Dad, you can't put a dog outside in the middle of winter. It's inhumane.

  Al : No Bud, inhumane would be to force him to work at a shoe store for minimum wage and then have him come home to a red-headed Shih Tzu.

• Bud : This sounded more like breaking glass.

  Al Bundy : Oh, oh, no, those were my tears, freezing in mid-air then shattering on the sidewalk.

• Kelly Bundy : Daddy, you ruined my life!

  Al Bundy : That makes us even.

• Bud : Kelly, what is Dad hammering out there?

  Al : Ow!

  Kelly Bundy : Apparently, himself.