Married... with Children (TV Series)

Al on the Rocks (1992)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Help us!

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : I can't, I'm a Republican.

• Kelly Bundy : What time is it?

  Bud Bundy : 3:30.

  Kelly Bundy : AM or BM?

  Bud Bundy : BM.

  Kelly Bundy : You know, I don't know why they call it BM. I mean, why don't they call it PM, after Post Meridian.

• Kelly Bundy : Gee, Bud, sometimes life's a girl, huh?