Married... with Children (TV Series)

Bearly Men (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Hey, Mom, do you think Dad's gonna be successful in getting Grandma and Grandpa back together?

  Peggy Bundy : Gee, I hope so. They used to be so happy. I mean, look. Here's a picture of Grandpa on a seesaw. Now, here's one of Grandma getting on the seesaw. Oh, and here's Grandpa flying over the power lines. Ha ha ha.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, look, their wedding photos.

  Peggy Bundy : Yeah. There's Grandma taking the first bite of the wedding cake, which also happened to be the last bite of the cake.

  Kelly Bundy : Mom, do you think that will ever happen to me?

  Peggy Bundy : What? Getting married?

  Kelly Bundy : No. Gaining 700 pounds.

• Ephraim Wanker : We gotta track that bear down.

  Kelly Bundy : Hey, you guys, I saw this documentary once where the park ranger captured the bear by putting out a picnic basket.

  Bud Bundy : Kel, did this documentary perhaps take place in Jellystone National Park?

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, did you see it too?