Married... with Children (TV Series)

Bearly Men (1995)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Hey, Mom, do you think Dad's gonna be successful in getting Grandma and Grandpa back together?

  Peggy Bundy : Gee, I hope so. They used to be so happy. I mean, look. Here's a picture of Grandpa on a seesaw. Now, here's one of Grandma getting on the seesaw. Oh, and here's Grandpa flying over the power lines. Ha ha ha.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, look, their wedding photos.

  Peggy Bundy : Yeah. There's Grandma taking the first bite of the wedding cake, which also happened to be the last bite of the cake.

  Kelly Bundy : Mom, do you think that will ever happen to me?

  Peggy Bundy : What? Getting married?

  Kelly Bundy : No. Gaining 700 pounds.

• Al Bundy : Hey Marcy, did you see some guy dragging off my dead bear?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : He's not dead you chucklehead. He just violated my Mercedes!

  Peggy Bundy : How do you know?

  [Jefferson enters looking deshelveled and wide-eyed] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Because we were in it.

  Peggy Bundy : Marcy, are you okay?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Oh, I'm all right. A little in shock and jealous.

  Peggy Bundy : Jealous?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Well, you should have seen him go and go and go. My God, if a car could smile. One thing I know for sure. Tonight, Jefferson, we're playing Buick and the Beast.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [stammering]  I... I... I... I don't know Marcy. I might need some counselling. And, I think you may have to do all the work for a while.

• Al Bundy : Hey, Peg, you know what I was dreaming about at work today?

  Peggy : Me, Al?

  Al Bundy : Yes, Peg.

  Peggy : Was I in bed?

  Al Bundy : Yes, you were. In fact, I tied you up.

  Peggy : Ooh, well, that sounds so kinky, Al. What were you doing?

  Al Bundy : Cindy Crawford.

• Peg's Mom : [to Bud and Kelly after dropping beer cans on them]  Recycle those, please.

  Peggy Bundy : Isn't that great, Al? She's trying to save the Earth.

  Al Bundy : She *is* the Earth, Peg.