Married... with Children (TV Series)
Bearly Men (1995)
Tim Conway: Ephraim Wanker
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Quotes
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Ephraim Wanker : We gotta track that bear down.
Kelly Bundy : Hey, you guys, I saw this documentary once where the park ranger captured the bear by putting out a picnic basket.
Bud Bundy : Kel, did this documentary perhaps take place in Jellystone National Park?
Kelly Bundy : Yeah, did you see it too?
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Al Bundy : [examines some empty bottles] He's close.
Ephraim Wanker : How can you tell?
Al Bundy : 'Cause no human could possibly drink more than one Zima.
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Ephraim Wanker : [after Al and Bud beat up a street gang] Wow, that was really something.
Al Bundy : Thanks, Ephraim.
Ephraim Wanker : Eh, see you.
Al Bundy : See you? What do you mean, "see you"? Well, we're going back to the house and collect your wife.
Ephraim Wanker : Oh, I-I-I'm not gonna do that, Al.
Al Bundy : Well, what do you mean you're not gonna do it, Ephraim? Didn't I prove to you that I'm a real man?
Ephraim Wanker : Yeah, but you also proved that I'm not one. Until I can be a man just like you, I don't deserve a little bride like Mama.
Al Bundy : Wait a second, Ephraim. You're the most courageous man I know. Why... Why, you've seen that woman naked and y-you're still around to tell about it. Hey, I seen her in a nightie one time, my pupils are still dilated.