Married... with Children (TV Series)

Bearly Men (1995)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Al Bundy : Hey Marcy, did you see some guy dragging off my dead bear?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : He's not dead you chucklehead. He just violated my Mercedes!

  Peggy Bundy : How do you know?

  [Jefferson enters looking deshelveled and wide-eyed] 

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Because we were in it.

  Peggy Bundy : Marcy, are you okay?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Oh, I'm all right. A little in shock and jealous.

  Peggy Bundy : Jealous?

  Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Well, you should have seen him go and go and go. My God, if a car could smile. One thing I know for sure. Tonight, Jefferson, we're playing Buick and the Beast.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [stammering]  I... I... I... I don't know Marcy. I might need some counselling. And, I think you may have to do all the work for a while.