Married... with Children (TV Series)
Birthday Boy Toy (1997)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
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Quotes
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Bud Bundy : Listen to me! You're fired! You're out, you're finished, you're Must Flee TV!
Al Bundy : Wow, that came out of nowhere. Why the sudden change of heart?
Bud Bundy : No, no, it's not sudden. Your acting sucks. It sucked when we started, it sucks now, it will always suck!
Al Bundy : Well, that's just one person's opinion, isn't it?
Kelly Bundy , Griff : It sucks.
Men : [outside of store] It sucks.
Woman : [over loudspeaker] Attention, shoppers, Al Bundy sucks.
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Bud Bundy : [preparing to do their commercial] Let's just do it one more time, okay?
Al Bundy : Oh, fine, fine. Take 32, which is three more than it took me, by the way.
Griff : That's because you've ruined every one of mine.
Al Bundy : It's because we had a couple of accidents.
Bud Bundy : Oh, dropping a light on Griff's head?
Al Bundy : Freak occurrence.
Kelly Bundy : The fire in the stock room?
Al Bundy : Act of God.
Griff : Rollerblading through here with your pants down, playing a tuba?
Al Bundy : Hey, what I do on my break is my business.