Married... with Children (TV Series)

Bud Hits the Books (1996)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

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Quotes 

• Al Bundy : That's my boy! Congratulations, son! Your first sleepover date.

  Griff : And with a girl too.

• Griff : Yeah, it was really nice of Bud to let us watch the Big 'Uns Extreme Games in his room. By the way, where is your son?

  Al Bundy : I have no son.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Haven't you heard? Bud was caught in the Trumaine library doing what will soon be referred to as, uh, The Bundy.

  Al Bundy : Try to raise a kid with values and decency... Oh, look, Big 'Uns freefall!

  [Al and his friends look at their TV closer] 

  Al Bundy : You don't need a parachute when you've got 'Uns.

  Griff : Enough to make you want to do The Bundy.

• Ike : And I did "The Bundy" at the Ice Capades.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : During my driving test.

  Griff : Watching "Shaft".

  Al Bundy : On my honeymoon.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : On your honeymoon?

  Griff : That doesn't count.