Married... with Children (TV Series)
Chicago Shoe Exchange (1997)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
Quotes
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Kelly Bundy : Guess what, I finally got my masseuse license. You know what that means?
Bud Bundy : You can rub men and finally get paid for it?
Kelly Bundy : No, master of self-massage. It means as a licensed masseuse, I can make some money... Oh yeah, guess you're right.
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Bud Bundy : I can't move my legs! I can't move my legs!
Kelly Bundy : That's not true, they're... they're twitching.
