- Kelly Bundy: Guess what, I finally got my masseuse license. You know what that means?
- Bud Bundy: You can rub men and finally get paid for it?
- Kelly Bundy: No, master of self-massage. It means as a licensed masseuse, I can make some money... Oh yeah, guess you're right.
- Bud Bundy: I can't move my legs! I can't move my legs!
- Kelly Bundy: That's not true, they're... they're twitching.