Married... with Children (TV Series)
Damn Bundys (1997)
Robert Englund: Lucifer
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Quotes
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Al : Man what I would give to play for the Chicago Bears. I'd sell my soul to play for the Bears.
[knock on the front door and Al opens it]
Lucifer : Good afternoon. I'm here to fix your television.
Al : Nothing wrong with my television.
Lucifer : Oh...
[Lucifer snaps his fingers and the TV set explodes]
Al : Uh, you know my wife needs some fixing too.
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Lucifer : Now here comes my favorite part, your itenuary of eternal torments. For the next millenium, you'll be exclusively dining on the most hideous food ever known to man.
[lifts the top to reveal weenie tots]
Lucifer : Weenie Tots.
Al : Oooh, I love those.
Lucifer : Really? Well what you don't know that a steady diet of weenie tots would cause you to spend an eternity in the bathroom.
Al : [shrugs] Why do you think I love them?
Lucifer : [lowers lid and orders the cook leaves] All right, Mr. Bundy. Since you find Hell such a picnic. How about this? For the rest of eternity, you'll never see your family again!
Al : [kneels and breaks down] This is HEAVEN!
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Lucifer : Allow me to introduce my team. Erik the Red, Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Brutus, and my favorite, Goliath.
Al : These guys aren't football players.
Lucifer : I know. They just hurt people.
Al : That's not fair. I don't have a team.
Lucifer : Oh, sure you do, Al.
[Peggy, Kelly, Bud, Jefferson, and Marcy appear behind Al all wearing football uniforms]
Al : Like I said, I don't have a team.