Married... with Children (TV Series)

England Show I (1992)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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Quotes 

• Jefferson : Now relax, babe, it's your good fortune to be married to a criminal, and an inveterate liar. I'll come up with a scheme and it's going to have to be pretty special because the British are a bit more sophisticated than the Americans... I've got it. It's brilliant!

  [Jefferson has Marcy stand perfectly still and hold a sign that says, "Have Picture Taken With Cardboard American"] 

• [hiding in a back alley in London] 

  Marcy D'Arcy : Any more bright ideas, Mr. A-little-counterfeiting-never-hurt-anyone?

  Jefferson : As God as my witness, I thought Michael Caine's picture was on the £5 note.

  Marcy D'Arcy : It's the Queen!

  Jefferson : Just our luck, we run into the one guy who can tell the difference.