Married... with Children (TV Series)

England Show I (1992)

Bill Oddie: Winston

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• Winston : Well, I don't have to tell you, it's been a bloody good year for killing Bundys. We've tracked them down wherever Bundys have spread throughout the last few centuries. And in fact they were easy to find because, no matter what the country, all we had to do was go to the local shoe store, and - pop! - there they were.

• Winston : I'm Winston, I'm your driver, and this is my assistant driver, Igor.

  Igor : Igor!

  [aside] 

  Igor : You know perfectly well I had my name changed legally. Is it too much trouble to address me as Merrill?

  Winston : I'll call you Merrill when we're alone, all right?

  Igor : And when was the last time we were alone, hmm?

  Winston : Not in front of the Yanks!

• Winston : There's Parliament.

  Bundys : [bored]  Great.

  Winston : Tower Bridge.

  Bundys : [bored]  Great.

  Winston : Oh, look, Buckingham Palace.

  Bundys : [bored]  Great.

  Winston : And that's Trafalgar Square.

  Bundys : [bored]  Great.

• Winston : Are there any more male Bundys?

  Bud : Women wish there were.