Married... with Children (TV Series)
England Show II: Wastin' the Company's Money (1992)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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[staying in a castle]
Al Bundy : Can you feel the history in the room, Peg?
Peggy Bundy : I know. You know, Igor told me that Bud's room is supposed to be haunted. I didn't tell him, though. You know how jumpy he gets.
Al Bundy : Well, good. Because what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
[Cut to Bud's room, where ghostly mists swirl around Bud's bed, and ghastly screams echo. Bud, cowering under the covers, peeks up to see the ghosts of his ancestors]
Hanged Bundy Ancestor : Good evening, Bud. We are the ghosts of your ancestors.
Impaled Bundy Ancestor : Beware!
Headless Bundy Ancestor : You will die in the morning!
Disemboweled Bundy Ancestor : Run!
[Bud looks over to the fire, where two more ghosts pop out]
Disemboweled Bundy Ancestor : Run while you still can!
5th Bundy Ancestor : Wanna buy some shoes?
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[Staying the night in a castle]
Peggy Bundy : You know, Al, since we're in a castle... crown me, baby!
Al Bundy : Ah, what the hell, it's the first thing I had to pay for this whole trip. All right, Peg, go ahead and say it: what am I, baby?
Peggy Bundy : You're the king, baby.
Al Bundy : Make me believe it.
Peggy Bundy : Well, who's gonna make *me* believe it?
[Al looks offended]
Peggy Bundy : Oh, all right. *You're* the *king*, baby!
Al Bundy : Good enough.
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[the Bundys are eating a lavish room service breakfast at the Savoy]
Winston : Um, gentlefolk? When we said "all expenses paid," we didn't exactly mean a river suite at the Savoy.
Peggy Bundy : I'll have you know, sir, that we are accustomed to the finer things in life.
Kelly Bundy : Mom, what's this?
Peggy Bundy : It's a fork, honey.
Kelly Bundy : Oh, cool!