Married... with Children (TV Series)

England Show II: Wastin' the Company's Money (1992)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• [staying in a castle] 

  Al Bundy : Can you feel the history in the room, Peg?

  Peggy Bundy : I know. You know, Igor told me that Bud's room is supposed to be haunted. I didn't tell him, though. You know how jumpy he gets.

  Al Bundy : Well, good. Because what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

  [Cut to Bud's room, where ghostly mists swirl around Bud's bed, and ghastly screams echo. Bud, cowering under the covers, peeks up to see the ghosts of his ancestors] 

  Hanged Bundy Ancestor : Good evening, Bud. We are the ghosts of your ancestors.

  Impaled Bundy Ancestor : Beware!

  Headless Bundy Ancestor : You will die in the morning!

  Disemboweled Bundy Ancestor : Run!

  [Bud looks over to the fire, where two more ghosts pop out] 

  Disemboweled Bundy Ancestor : Run while you still can!

  5th Bundy Ancestor : Wanna buy some shoes?

• [Staying the night in a castle] 

  Peggy Bundy : You know, Al, since we're in a castle... crown me, baby!

  Al Bundy : Ah, what the hell, it's the first thing I had to pay for this whole trip. All right, Peg, go ahead and say it: what am I, baby?

  Peggy Bundy : You're the king, baby.

  Al Bundy : Make me believe it.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, who's gonna make *me* believe it?

  [Al looks offended] 

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, all right. *You're* the *king*, baby!

  Al Bundy : Good enough.