Married... with Children (TV Series)

England Show II: Wastin' the Company's Money (1992)

Bill Oddie: Winston

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Quotes 

• Villager : Bad news: we can't hang 'em until tomorrow.

  Winston : Why not?

  Villager : The scaffolding's not here. We had to sell some of the wood to buy nooses.

  Winston : [sarcastically]  Oh, yes? And what do you plan to hang the nooses from?

  Villager : Well, we've thought of that. We're gonna have two of our taller fellows hold them.

  Winston : [stares for a second, then sighs in exasperation]  I don't want to hear any more. Right, we're just going to have to stab them!

  Villager : But the village children were so looking forward to a hanging.

  Winston : Oh, yes. Oh, yes... Oh, the children.

• [the Bundys are eating a lavish room service breakfast at the Savoy] 

  Winston : Um, gentlefolk? When we said "all expenses paid," we didn't exactly mean a river suite at the Savoy.

  Peggy Bundy : I'll have you know, sir, that we are accustomed to the finer things in life.

  Kelly Bundy : Mom, what's this?

  Peggy Bundy : It's a fork, honey.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, cool!