Married... with Children (TV Series)

England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can (1992)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Wait guys, before you shoot, I just want to say one thing. The blonde over there is a boy.

  Winston : Come On! It's not THAT dark over here, lad.

• [Al and Bud have halted on the borderline between Upper Uncton and Lower Unction, resulting in a stalemate between the two towns] 

  Bud Bundy : Why aren't they killing us, Dad?

  Al Bundy : I don't know, son. We must be on the borderline.

  Trevor : Right, then! I'll settle this.

  [He snaps his fingers, and the Upper Uncton townspeople seize Peg and Kelly] 

  Trevor : [points his gun at Peg's head]  Now, then: come over here, or your wife and daughter are through!

  [Al and Bud trade an incredulous look, then laugh uproariously, taunting and beckoning Trevor to kill Peg and Kelly anyway] 

  Winston : You fool! That didn't work with the other Bundys either.

• Trevor : Let the tournament commence!

  Al Bundy : [to the Bundys]  Well, this is it. Wish me luck, kids.

  Bud Bundy : [scoffs]  What good would it do?

  Al Bundy : [to Kelly]  Pumpkin, what do you have to say?

  Kelly Bundy : [sobbing]  Daddy's dying!

  Al Bundy : [sarcastic]  Well, that's comforting.

• [Al and Bud are still on the borderline between Upper Unction and Lower Unction as the stalemate continues] 

  Bud Bundy : Dad, I think it was brave of you say to them: "take me and let the boy go free."

  Al Bundy : I didn't say that, son.

  Bud Bundy : Don't you think it would be a good time to DO IT?

  Al Bundy : Why would I say that? What better and unhappy way to die then with my only ungrateful son?

  Bud Bundy : [sourly]  I love you, Dad.

  Al Bundy : [scoffs]  Yeah, right!