Married... with Children (TV Series)

England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can (1992)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Al, I'm scared.

  Al Bundy : Don't worry, babe. This Igor don't look too tough to me!

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, it's not him I'm worried about. They're going to be filming, and I left my bright sun makeup in the castle.

  [Al takes that in, then addresses the Lower Uncton townspeople] 

  Al Bundy : And you guys thought you were cursed.

• Customs Officer : Do you have anything to declare?

  Peggy Bundy : Yes. My husband is an idiot!

• Trevor : What about a medieval joust? Just think of the promotional possibilities! Buttons, fanny packs, videotapes for the spectators!

  Winston : Igor, before you kill him, try and do something funny with him. Then we can sell a separate "Wacky Blooper" reel!

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al, do it! I love those!

• Peggy Bundy : Al, before your death... I mean, certain victory, there's something I must ask you.

  Al Bundy : What is it, babe?

  Peggy Bundy : Do you have our return tickets? I mean, just in case you lose them during your victory dance?

  Al Bundy : Don't worry about me, babe. I played high school football. If I can take down an entire football team, I can take down a knight on his horse. Besides, if there's the chance I should die, it will comfort me greatly to know that you'll be stuck in this country for life!