Married... with Children (TV Series)

England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can (1992)

Steven Hartley: Igor

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Quotes 

• Igor : [preparing to kill Al]  Next time you play a man's game, wear a man's uniform.

  Al Bundy : And the next time you insult an American, make sure he didn't play high school football.

  [kicks Igor in the crotch] 

• [Al has suggested the villagers only pretend to kill him and Bud] 

  Igor : Well, I demand vengeance! Seamus McBundy insulted my great-great-great-grandmother. And I want revenge.

  Al Bundy : How 'bout I buy you an Orange Julius in London, buddy.

• Trevor : Look, I'm sure something mutually beneficial could be worked out.

  Winston : Oh, right! We have them killed on your side, and you promise to share. But you won't, will you! You can't trust a light-dweller.

  Trevor : Mold people!

  Igor : Sun people!