Married... with Children (TV Series)

England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can (1992)

Bill Oddie: Winston

Quotes 

• Bud Bundy : Wait guys, before you shoot, I just want to say one thing. The blonde over there is a boy.

  Winston : Come On! It's not THAT dark over here, lad.

• [Al and Bud have halted on the borderline between Upper Uncton and Lower Unction, resulting in a stalemate between the two towns] 

  Bud Bundy : Why aren't they killing us, Dad?

  Al Bundy : I don't know, son. We must be on the borderline.

  Trevor : Right, then! I'll settle this.

  [He snaps his fingers, and the Upper Uncton townspeople seize Peg and Kelly] 

  Trevor : [points his gun at Peg's head]  Now, then: come over here, or your wife and daughter are through!

  [Al and Bud trade an incredulous look, then laugh uproariously, taunting and beckoning Trevor to kill Peg and Kelly anyway] 

  Winston : You fool! That didn't work with the other Bundys either.

• [Al and Bud have halted on the borderline between Upper Unction and Lower Unction, resulting in a stalemate between the two towns] 

  Winston : Hey... come over to our side, yeah? Yeah. Your death will be quicker.

  Trevor : No! Come to our side! At least we won't eat you afterwards.

  Winston : That is an ugly rumor, started by people who are jealous!

  [shifting] 

  Winston : Besides, it's dark over here. We couldn't tell. It's hard to know what we're eating sometimes.

• Trevor : What about a medieval joust? Just think of the promotional possibilities! Buttons, fanny packs, videotapes for the spectators!

  Winston : Igor, before you kill him, try and do something funny with him. Then we can sell a separate "Wacky Blooper" reel!

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, Al, do it! I love those!

• Trevor : Look, I'm sure something mutually beneficial could be worked out.

  Winston : Oh, right! We have them killed on your side, and you promise to share. But you won't, will you! You can't trust a light-dweller.

  Trevor : Mold people!

  Igor : Sun people!

• Winston : Pennants, get your "Igor" pennants! Get your "I Saw Al Bundy Die" t-shirts!