- Yvette: Where will I be sleeping?
- Bud Bundy: Uh, my room is this way. The left side of the bed is for you.
- Kelly Bundy: That's because he wets to the right.
- Kelly Bundy: [Bud is drilling a peephole] Bud, what are you doing?
- Bud Bundy: I'm building a home entertainment center.
- Steve Rhoades: Well when I was dating you, I had a few milk bones slipped into my pocket.
- Marcy Rhoades: I was pretty! My mother told me so.
- Steve Rhoades: Compared to your mother, you were.