Married... with Children (TV Series)

Get the Dodge Out of Hell (1995)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Maybe we should have Buck look for the car.

  Bud Bundy : Come on, he's a hundred. He misses when he tries to lick himself.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, so do you.

• Kelly Bundy : I have an idea. Why don't we get Buck to look for the car?

  Bud Bundy : Oh, come on. Buck's 100! He's so old that he misses when he tries to lick himself.

  Kelly Bundy : So do you! But dogs never lose their scense of smell.

  [to Buck] 

  Kelly Bundy : Go find the Dodge, Buck boy.

  [Buck continues to sit motionless] 

  Kelly Bundy : Buck, I said go find the car. Buck, go. Go. Go!

  Peggy : What's he doing?

  Bud Bundy : He's going.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh... maybe I should have said leave.

  Buck : [voice-over]  I still would have gone.

• Bud Bundy : [hearing Al's Dodge clunking and sputtering up the drive]  Okay, there's the Dodge early-warning system.

• Peggy : Scoff all you want, but I think being named the Grand Marshal of the Wanker County bicentennial parade is a big deal.

  Bud Bundy : Yeah Dad. Come on they're celebrating 200 years.

  Al : Since what, they crawled from the oceans? No way was it that long ago.

• [first lines] 

  Bud Bundy : Okay, Kel, let's go over the plan just one more time, all right? Now, you can't go to Wanker County with Mom and Dad because...?

  Kelly Bundy : I have to do a commercial for traffic safety.

  Bud Bundy : That's right. And I can't go to Wanker County with Mom and Dad because...?

  Kelly Bundy : A rubber sheep is demanding you take a blood test?

  Bud Bundy : Fine. That's fine. Fine. We'll go to Wanker County. But don't come running to me when they ask you why you're still single when you have a perfectly good brother.