Married... with Children (TV Series)

Get the Dodge Out of Hell (1995)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : Jefferson doesn't need to make a lot of money. I'm happy with him just the way he is.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [whines]  Marcy, I got soap in my eyes.

• Mikey : Do you realize that for being caught in the women's restroom, we're going to dock you a week's pay?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : [sarcastically]  Well there goes that yacht I was gonna buy.

  Mikey : You're already on thin ice, Mr. Ivy League pervert in the bathroom looking up women's skirts. Now I don't want anymore shenanigans out of you. I want you buffin' the next thing that comes out of here.

  [Al walks out of the car wash]