Married... with Children (TV Series)

God Help Ye Merry Bundymen (1996)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : I had so much fun that I decided to bake the whole neighborhood.

  Kelly Bundy : This is incredible.

  Bud Bundy : Hey look, there's old man McGinty's house.

  Kelly Bundy : He even got the telescope he uses to watch me shower.

  Bud Bundy : Mom, what are those two marshmallows in your bedroom window?

  Peggy Bundy : That's daddy mooning the D'Arcys.

• Kelly Bundy : [Peg has baked a gingerbread house]  Mom, there's a big crack in it.

  Peggy Bundy : Well yeah, that's because its our house. You see that cotton candy? That's asbestos.

• Kelly Bundy : Mom, please make her let us go,

  Peggy Bundy : No. what you did is wrong. You had no intention of sharing that ransom money with me.