Married... with Children (TV Series)

Her Cups Runneth Over (1989)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Vicky : Excuse me, sir. Are you straight?

  Al Bundy : The hairs on my chest are.

  Vicky : Good, maybe you can help me. If you were my boyfriend, would you like this?

  [opens curtains to show Al her lingerie. Al is speechless] 

  Vicky : Will he like it?

  [Al nods] 

  Vicky : Or do you think he'd like it better without the bra? Like this...

  [takes off bra. Al faints] 

  Vicky : Yep, without the bra.

• Al : [watches the hot store clerk walk away]  Yeah, let's see the Japanese build a better one of those!

• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : What if men had breasts?

  Al Bundy : Then we wouldn't need women anymore.

  Peggy Bundy : And if you had what other men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore.

  Al Bundy : That's what happened to my Diehard!

• Al Bundy : I'd like a bra for my wife, who's a woman... sort of.

  Muffy : Well, what's her cup size? Is she my size?

  [Al stares at Muffy's bust, blankly] 

  Muffy : Sir?

  Al Bundy : Oh, I'm sorry. I was sweating in my eye. My wife... her cup size is like...

  [Al walks over to another female customer with a large bust and puts his hands on both her breasts] 

  Al Bundy : She's just like this. Do you agree with me, Steve?

  Steve Rhoades : [embarrassed]  I'm not speaking to you, Al.

• Peaches : Excuse me, sir. Do you know where they keep the bun sparkle?

  Al Bundy : I believe they keep it in the produce department.

• Al Bundy : Hey, Pops. How they hangin'?

  Pops : Not too bad, son. Not too bad. I see you ordered the Fancy Figure 327. Solid bra. A bra with it's feet on the ground. A real man's bra.

  [both Al and Pops the owner look over at a gay man trying on cosmetics and trying on a beauty contestant crown] 

  Al Bundy : Ah, will you look at that? And they wonder why we call them queens.

  Pops : Yeah... they ought to be a law.

  Muffy : [off-screen]  Pops! Phone! It's your wife.

  Pops : [to Al]  My wife: nag, nag, nag! Sheetz!

  [Al laughs as Pops walks around the desk to the back... revealing that he's not wearing slacks, but women's stockings and garter belts! Al jumps, looking hilariously shocked and disgusted] 

• [last lines] 

  Al Bundy : [voice-over after Al and Peg go upstairs to 'do it']  Peg, who's the cop with his pants on backwards?

• [Al and Steve see beautiful women in the lingerie store] 

  Al : I knew women looked like that. I knew it, I knew it...

• Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy : I don't know why we even need bras.

  Al Bundy : Oh, I think it's to keep your breasts off the plate when you eat.

• Al Bundy : I'm in real trouble here, Steve. They discontinued my wife's bra, yet my wife lives on.