Married... with Children (TV Series)

How Green Was My Apple (1994)

Gary Coleman: Property Inspector

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• Al : That driveway belongs to the people next door but they may not let you in because the only black person they respect is Ted Danson.

  Gary Coleman : What you talkin' about, Bundy?

• Al : That driveway out there. As you can see, it's built nowhere up to it's code. I made it out of ground up women's shoes. So, how much is the fine?

  Gary Coleman : Well since you turned yourself in, I'll let it go at $100.

  Al : I see, and what if I said I made it that way just to make you look like an idiot?

  Gary Coleman : Then that would be $1,500.

  Bud : And what if we called you a moron to boot?

  Gary Coleman : $2,000.

  Kelly : Are you sure you're not Gary Coleman from Diff'rent Strokes?

  Gary Coleman : No, I am not.

  Kelly : Good. I hated that show.

  Gary Coleman : $5,000.

• Gary Coleman : Hi, I'm the building code inspector. Are you the one that called?

  Al : I am. Aren't you...?

  Gary Coleman : No! Don't even ask, I'm not him, I've never been him, I can't even stand the little creep!