Married... with Children (TV Series)
Love Conquers Al (1995)
Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy
Quotes
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Bud Bundy : [about Carlos' cousin] Look, I'm not gonna dog-sit Esmerelda.
Kelly Bundy : I'll get you a date with my friend Fawn.
Bud Bundy : "Fawn, Fawn, let's get it on"?
Kelly Bundy : That's the one.
Bud Bundy : All right! But... she hates me.
Kelly Bundy : Well, yeah, but she owes me for going out with her goofy brother who lives in the attic.
Bud Bundy : In the attic? Ha ha ha! What a dork!
[Bud goes downstairs to his room]
Kelly Bundy : [sarcastically] Yeah, he'd be a lot cooler if he lived in the basement like you.
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Carlos : When do I get to meet your chaperones?
Kelly Bundy : Soon, if you play your cards right.
Carlos : No no no, I mean your parents. Where is your father, the village shoesmith?
Kelly Bundy : Oh he's with my mother, the village shopper, and my grandmother, the village.
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Kelly Bundy : Hey, Bud, I need your help with a date.
Bud Bundy : Uh, I'm not videotaping anything, Kel.
Kelly Bundy : No, I'm finally going out with Carlos.
Bud Bundy : So, what, you need the Spanish translation for, "it unhooks in back"?
Kelly Bundy : No, I already know how to say that.