Married... with Children (TV Series)

Magnificent Seven (1992)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : [opens the door]  Zemus! Ida Mae!

  Zemus : Peggy, you look good enough to eat!

  [he moves to hug her, she smacks him on the forehead] 

  Zemus : [moves to hug Kelly]  Little cousin...

  Kelly Bundy : [smacks him]  No!

  Zemus : [opens his arms]  Big boy...

  Bud Bundy : [raising a fist]  Don't even dream about it, Zemus.

  Zemus : So where's the dog?

  [Buck is seen holding a rolled-up newspaper in his mouth] 

• Bud Bundy : What am I even doing home? I know I've got the bod. Got the arms, the chest, and even I can't keep my hands off my butt.

  [feels his butt, Peggy comes in and sees him] 

  Peggy Bundy : You really should talk to Daddy.

• Kelly Bundy : [about Seven]  We'll take him up to Bud's room. Have you ever seen a rubber woman?

  Bud Bundy : Isis is not rubber. She's breathable latex. And she breaks, just like a little girl.

• Peggy Bundy : I just came in to say good night.

  Bud Bundy : Good night.

  Peggy Bundy : [casually]  Yeah, thanks.

  [goes over to Seven and tickles him] 

  Peggy Bundy : Cooch, cooch, cooch, cooch, my little man!