- Al Bundy: Peg! Peg! Peg! Three little green aliens came in here and they... they stole my sock.
- Peggy Bundy: Honey, were they green before or after they touched your sock?
- Al Bundy: Anybody call?
- Kelly Bundy: Yeah, the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot wanted to know if you were still on for poker tomorrow night over at Darth Vader's house. The, uh, the Klingons are bringing chips.
- [everyone laughs]
- Al Bundy: Thank you, Peg. Must you tell them everything that goes on in the bedroom?
- Peggy Bundy: One thing happens in five years and I'm not supposed to talk about it?
- [after Al tells Peg he saw aliens]
- Peggy Bundy: Oh, Al. Sweetheart, you banged your head tonight. You are having an hallucination. You are probably seriously hurt and need medical attention. Now go to sleep.
- Al Bundy: Guys, just one more thing. You sure you don't want the redhead for your intergalactic zoo?
- [the aliens shake their heads No]
- Al Bundy: You guys came to see the pictures, didn't you?
- [the aliens nod]
- Al Bundy: Well, the Photorama guy lost them.
- [aliens pose for new pictures]
- Al Bundy: Oh, nah, nah. No more pictures. No, I... I broke my camera over some guy's head. You guys, there's something you gotta know about me. Even if I took more pictures of you, it wouldn't come out right. Everything I do is wrong. Nothing I do seems to matter. I don't know. I try, but it just seems like Al Bundy wasn't meant to count.
- [the aliens gather around Al to comfort him, then look at his socks]
- Al Bundy: You want my socks?
- [the aliens nod and take his socks]
- Al Bundy: Would you guys mind coming on Geraldo with me?
- [the aliens shake their heads and point to the sky]
- Al Bundy: Gotta go, huh? I understand.
- [the aliens get up to leave]
- Al Bundy: Oh, guys, just one more thing. Why my socks?
- Aliens: Mizoozoo!
- [meaning "Fuel"]
- Al Bundy: Mizoozoo.
- [the aliens leave]
- Narrator: Long ago, in the galaxy Euryops, a great, menacing comet was born. Colossal in size, deadly in trajectory, it hurtled unstoppable through the Universe, on a collision course with many inhabited planets. Among the doomed was a small green world called Earth. But on planet Philydion they still sing songs of the man who made it possible for the comet to be destroyed. The man who saved Earth and a hundred worlds, by providing fuel for the ships which diverted the comet. And that man is... Al Bundy!
- Peggy Bundy: Come on over here and sit on the couch and tell us what happened.
- Al Bundy: Well... you'll laugh at me.
- Peggy Bundy: We won't laugh at you.
- Al Bundy: Well, the... the moon men came back and took my socks.
- Peggy Bundy, Marcy Rhoades: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
- Marcy Rhoades: Isn't it funny how UFOs always visit idiots?