Married... with Children (TV Series)
Oldies But Young 'Uns (1991)
Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy
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Quotes
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Peggy Bundy : Al, must we be the spit bucket in the early round knockout that is your life? As usual, you need professional help. So why don't you just call the oldies station, K-Fossil, and ask the DJ?
Al Bundy : I already called. I got Rick Cool himself.
Bud Bundy : Gee, Rick Cool, huh? Did Bobby 23 Skiddoo quit?
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Peggy Bundy : [about Rick Cool] Al, the suspense is boring us. Tell us what he said.
Al Bundy : He said "The colors. The colors. Has anybody seen my good friend John?" Then he lit up a banana and then he hung up.
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Peggy Bundy : Hi, I'm Peggy, and I know what you're thinking. How can a woman barely out of high school herself possibly be the mother to a teenage daughter? Heh heh.
Vinnie Verducci : Actually, I was wondering if we had trolls under my building. I mean, sometimes I hear noises. My dad says it's the pipes, but now I wonder.
Bud Bundy : [does a troll-like dance, annoyed] Look, I am not a troll, I'm a boy, you idiot!
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Al Bundy : I must have that song. Maybe it's on the B-side of a record I already have. Peg, where's my record collection that I spent my entire youth building?
Peggy Bundy : Well, they were cluttering up your closet, so I moved them downstairs next to the furnace.
Al Bundy : Good thinking, 'cause nothing brings out the luster of original records better than intense searing heat.
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Peggy Bundy : I know what would take your mind off that record for a minute. You could make love to me four times.
Al Bundy : Peg, when I said I was after an oldie, I meant a goodie.
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Marcy D'Arcy : You know, when he hums, the hair in his ears moves in and out like a child's party favor.
Peggy Bundy : Oh, yeah, and the... and the nose hairs, they sort of spread like a geisha girl fan.
Al Bundy : [chuckles] That's right. Keep dancing on the minefield.
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Al Bundy : Now, concentrate. Hmm-hmm-him.
Marcy D'Arcy : "Itsy Bitsy Spider"?
Al Bundy : No.
Jefferson D'Arcy : "Go Tell Pharaoh."
Al Bundy : No! Come on. This is a song from my youth.
Peggy Bundy : "Look, It's a Wheel"?
Al Bundy : [annoyed] Peg, honey, before we're all knee-deep in your blood, um, why don't you go over by the radio and listen to see if they play my song?
Peggy Bundy : You are just determined to win that Nobel Putz Prize this year, aren't you, honey?
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Al Bundy : [to the store clerk] That's my song! That's my song! That's "Anna"! "Anna" on the jukebox! I want it! How much is it?
Dave : Well, since you're a good customer and obviously a ranting, raving loon, you can have it for $60.
Peggy Bundy : $60? For a record? Hey, look, you must look at my husband and mistake crazy for stupid. He is not paying you $60 for a record. And if he does, I will kiss your...
[Al later comes home with his record and Peggy comes in, spitting and wiping her lips]
Al Bundy : Peg, this is the best $60 I ever spent. Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life.