Married... with Children (TV Series)

Spring Break: Part 1 (1996)

Shawn Michael Howard: Barney

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• Bud : This is our big chance to score. Now, the ratio of girls to guys at spring break is 6 to 1.

  Barney : But that's the same ratio of girls to guys at our college and we don't score there.

  Barney : That's because those girls know us already. See, these girls will be total strangers and they'll be really drunk.