Married... with Children (TV Series)

Spring Break: Part 1 (1996)

Heidi Mark: Ashley

Quotes 

• Bud : So Ashley, you really want to spend spring break with me down in my basement?

  Ashley : Nothing turns me on more than a guy who lives in his parents' basement.

  Bud : I knew it would pay off.

  Ashley : But first I'll have to get my insanely jealous boyfriend out of town.

  Bud : I'll kill that sucker.

  Ashley : No, because if you did, then I'd have to take time away from us to wear black panties to his funeral. And you know how I hate to wear panties, Bud.