Married... with Children (TV Series)

Spring Break: Part 1 (1996)

Shanga Parker: Achmed

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Quotes 

• Marcy : Girls like that are just cheap one-night stands. You all should be developing full, trusting relationships like I have with my Jefferson, who even now is away at computer camp trying to better himelf.

  Bud : Uh, Mrs. D'Arcy...

  [Bud gestures to the TV where Al, Griff and Jefferson are mingling with blondes in bikinis] 

  Marcy : [enraged]  Road trip! Destination: Fort Lauderdale!

  Bud : Goal: swift and terrible revenge!

  Achmed : But there is a blizzard outside and all the roads are closed.

  Marcy : I drive a Benz, and I am pissed off!

• Bud : We are flying to Fort Lauderdale,

  Achmed : And staying in one very cool hotel room overlooking the beach, where large-breasted girls will be arching their backs to make their breasts seem even larger. We will be thinking of you when we are rubbing oil on large breasts.

  Kelly Bundy : Yeah, maybe Hummer's.

  Hummer : At least mine are real.