Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Desperate Half-Hour (1997)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Starla : Now we're gonna need some food for the road. You

  [points gun at Peggy] 

  Starla : go cook us something.

  Peggy : You animal!

• Peggy : Al, I'm afraid. Hold me.

  Al : Peg, Peg, my life's in danger here! It's important I maintain my will to live!

• Peggy : [Starla shoots the TV remote out of Al's hand]  Oh my God!

  [Peggy shoves Al out of the way] 

  Peggy : My Baby!

  [Peggy picks up the shattered remote] 

  Peggy : Oh Why? Why? Why?

• Peggy : Oh Al, our little girl is getting married. Isn't life wonderful?

  Al Bundy : [to the shoehorn that stopped the bullet and saved his life]  Damn you!

• Peggy : Daddy's our secret weapon.

  Kelly : Yeah, if he leaves the bathroom door open.