Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Desperate Half-Hour (1997)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• Starla : Now listen up, Pigs! I want a car to the airport, I want a plane to Brazil, and $50000 cash!

  Al Bundy : I demand the same thing.

  Griff : And I need more Mountain Dew.

• Peggy : Al, I'm afraid. Hold me.

  Al : Peg, Peg, my life's in danger here! It's important I maintain my will to live!

• Al Bundy : Didn't you see the "Help" sign I hung out of the bathroom window?

  Griff : Al, you've been hanging "Help" signs ever since I've known you.

• Peggy : Oh Al, our little girl is getting married. Isn't life wonderful?

  Al Bundy : [to the shoehorn that stopped the bullet and saved his life]  Damn you!