Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Naked and the Dead, But Mostly the Naked (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Diane : Execuse me, I'm looking for the dressing rooms.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, they're over in the producer's office. That what he told me. But he's really stupid for he had me try on about 30 different outfits before he made up his mind.

• Mark : When I say action, I want you to turn away from the fridge, look into the camera, say, "And baby, look at me now", then sip, go "mmm" and say the flavor. Can you do that for me?

  Kelly Bundy : Is a bear Catholic?

  Mark : Let's get started. Places please.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh! How will I know what the flavor is?

  Mark : From the taste.

  Stage Manager : Waste-Away Diet ad, take one.

  Mark : Action.

  Kelly Bundy : And baby, look at me now.

  [sips] 

  Kelly Bundy : Mmm... cow pie.

  Mark : That's cherry.

  Kelly Bundy : You taste it.

• Kelly Bundy : [as she happily runs up the stairs after scoring part in commercial]  Buck, I'm finally on my way!

  [at the landing:] 

  Kelly Bundy : Mr. Clock, I'm finally on my way!

  [disappears further up:] 

  Kelly Bundy : Bud and the rubber woman, I'm finally on my way!